In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via myheartsintexas)

Beyonce just gave us the “On the Jog” tour


Because we were too poor to make it to “On the Run”

(via commedesbrazil)

I think it’s funny when girls I hate like the same things as me

I used to say this — if it wasn’t for the fact that I hated the bitch, she and I would’ve been best friends

Yo I don’t even wanna go to afropunk. I just wanna lay in my bed all day 😩