oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via myheartsintexas)

Beyonce just gave us the “On the Jog” tour

walkerflexasranger:

Because we were too poor to make it to “On the Run”

(via commedesbrazil)

I think it’s funny when girls I hate like the same things as me

I used to say this — if it wasn’t for the fact that I hated the bitch, she and I would’ve been best friends

Yo I don’t even wanna go to afropunk. I just wanna lay in my bed all day 😩